Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Have I ever...


I though this would be a fun little tag for today, so here it is
… injured myself while trying to impress a girl or boy I was interested in.
Thankfully not although I feel like it is something that I would do.
… had to run to save my life.
Holy sh#t, thank flying chipmunks (If you know me in person you know that is me saying f%$#k)
… taken food out of a trash can and eaten it.
Ummm no?? I would like to know who has though.
… cried / flirted my way out of a speeding ticket.
haha nope. I have only ever got one speeding ticket and I had a panic attack afterwards, but when the cop was there I was as cool as a cucumber, sort of.
… taken part in a talent show.
Apart from primary school talent shows ( I am tone deaf and sung) I have not,
 made money by performing on the street.
Nope.
… broken something at a friend’s house and then not told them.
Nope, I don't think I've ever broken anything a a friends house although I am sure it would've immediately turned into a joke and I wouldn't live it down, this of course would be because I would have consumed alcohol.
… snooped through a friend’s bathroom or bedroom without them knowing.
No, but I have totally gone through their sh#t while they have been there.
… ruined someone else’s vacation.
No, I am not typically an a##hole.
… walked for more than six hours.
I have, both intentionally and un-intentionally. I use to go hiking all the time so there's that. However the unintentional time was in Australia, the walk was suppose to be an hour and I sprained my ankle about 20mins into it and I was like meh I'll carry on going there isn't too much left hahahahahhahahahahaha We took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up walking another like five hours. Great time, my parents have no navigational skills.
… jumped from a roof.
No,I am not an idiot
… shoplifted.
Nope, I have a problem with authority figures ~I know what you're thinking~ and so no and also why would I??
… seen an alligator or crocodile in the wild.
Yes, I've been to Australia several times so that is pretty self explanatory 
… set my or someone else’s hair on fire on purpose.
on purpose??? ummm no on accident??? also no. Although give drunk me a lighter and we will see what happens (NOTE: DO NOT GIVE ME A LIGHTER WHILE DRUNK)

… ridden an animal.
Horse, pony, camel with saying that as a kid I think I was once put on top of a cow for a short ride. I think that is all. (And yes that photo is me on a camel)
… had a bad fall because I was walking and texting.
No but I have definitely walked into things
… been arrested.
Definitely not!! You saw me write authority complex right?!!?!??
… pressured someone into getting a tattoo or piercing.
No, although the first time I got my nose pierced one of my friends had influenced me into getting a piercing that day. I wasn't sure where but she said I had to so I was like well why not!?!?!?!
… gone surfing.
Nope.
… walked out of a movie because it was bad.
Nope.
… broken a bone.
Nope. Okay my thumb but that doesn't really count.
… tried to cut my own hair.
haha no I had a shitty hairdresser as a child so I didn't need to give myself bad haircuts. (I was going to include an image for proof but well I found them and realised i wanted them to stay hidden)
… completely forgot my lines in a play.
Nope, i rehearse that sh#t a million times.
… shot a gun.
Yes, I grew up on a farm need I say more??
… had a surprise party thrown for me.
Nope, and i would appreciate if nobody ever did I'm not a big fan of surprises.
… cheated on a test.
haha nah I actually haven't. Okay, maybe in primary school but that doesn't count.
… dined and dashed.
No, also potential situation were I would encounter an authoritative figure so HELL no
… gotten stitches.
Nope.
… fallen in love at first sight.
I mean, haha nah. The guy I currently like I thought was a complete douche when I first saw him and oh how things change.
… had a paranormal experience.
Nope. Actually maybe, long story can't be bothered explaining but my sister totally agrees with what happened and it has happened to both of us on multiple occassions at the house my grandparents built.
… woken up and couldn’t move.
Nope.
… accidentally said “I love you” to someone.
haha no but I have almost accidentally said it.
… hitchhiked.
Nope. 
… been trapped in an elevator.
Nope.
… sung karaoke in front of people.
I don't want to make anyone deaf.
… been on TV or the radio.
Nope.
… pressed send and then immediately regretted it.
Yes, I do this weekly.
… been so sun burnt I couldn’t wear a shirt.
No, actually maybe. I ALWAYS were sunscreen but I also seem to always get burnt. My sister on the other hand I always nag her to wear sunscreen, she never does and never gets burnt. #Igottheshitgenees
… had a crush on a friend’s parent.
Haha All my friends are gonna be like well.... (Probably important to note I have a history of liking older guys)
… been awake for two days straight.
Yes, I am a uni student that's obligatory isn't it.
… thrown up on a roller coaster.
Nope.
… snuck into a movie.
Nope.
… accidentally sent someone to the hospital.
Nope.
… dyed my hair a crazy colour.
I want to, but not yet unless you call the awful blonde colour I once dyed it!
… had a physical fight with my best friend.
Nope
… had someone slap me across the face.
Yes, long story but apparently guys aren't allowed to have female friends when they are in a relationship.
… worked with someone I hated with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
burning passions of a thousand suns, I was going to say no but yes. 
… danced in an elevator.
No, I don't want anyone gouging out their eyeballs.
… cried in public because of a song.
Nope, I am not a big crier. I only cry in my therapists office and at funerals. The odd occasion in my car (that's only ever happened three times though and once was because of the cop and the other two time were PTSD and anxiety induced, so all super fun times)
… texted for four hours straight.
Yes, I am the biggest flirt and also my friends.
… chipped a tooth.
Nope.
… gone hunting.
Yes, I grew up on a farm, it's kind of obligatory.
… had a tree house.
Yes, well sorta. it was more a mansion and it was at the back of my parents place in the bamboo. my sister, cousin and I pulled out a whole lot of bamboo and made little rooms and put a ladder in so you could go to different floors and basically it was fancy af.
… thrown something into a TV or computer screen.
No, I'm not that crazy
… been to a country in Asia.
Nope, I would love to though.
… been screamed at by a customer at my job.
Ummm, argued with yes (because apparently I don't know how the internet works at the place I both work and live) screamed at no.
… spent a night in the woods with no shelter.
No, I have no desire to die.
… read a whole novel in one day.
Yes.
… gone vegan.
Does two weeks count??
… been without heat for a winter or without A/C for a summer.
Nope, nor do I want to.
… worn glasses without lenses.
Nope.
… gone scuba diving.
Yes! In Rarotonga. Getting my dive ticket is also on my list of 30 things I want to do before I turn 30.
… lied about a family member dying as an excuse to get out of doing something.
No, I have a friend that has though. 
… bungee jumped.
No, but 30 under 30 list.
… been to a country in Africa.
No but fun fact i use to be obsessed with South Africa and I still definitely want to visit.
… been on a fad diet.
Yes haha
… been to a fashion show.
Nope.
… been electrocuted.
I grew up on a farm obligatory touch the flying chipmunk electric fence on accident.
… stolen something from a restaurant.
I am not a bad person okay! Also authority figure potential
… had a bad allergic reaction.
Yes. Spider. Bite. Twice. Fun. Times.
… been in an embarrassing video that was uploaded to YouTube.
Nope TF
… thought I was going to drown.
Nope. I learnt to swim at a pretty young age and i grew up by the beach.
… worked at a fast food restaurant.
No, my skin would freak out.
… fainted.
Nope.
… looked through someone else’s phone without their permission.
My sisters when we were younger, I was an a$$hole.
Do you want to hear the stories behind any of these? What did you enjoy hearing about the most?
Let me know in the comments below.
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